Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, “I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs.”
“Odd,” her companion replied, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do.”
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
“Two dogs, please,” said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to unwrap their ‘dogs.’
The mother superior was first to open hers, then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and whispered cautiously, “What part did you get?”
heard it, not funny
*bored sigh* that isnt really funny actually although i have never heard it before. if you want some gud jokes go on www.jokes.com or something of that nature….
gave me a giggle
take no notice of them eejits lol,it made me chuckle
oooooOOOOoooo…not heard it..funny !!
She thought it was a male dog,oooohhh dear!
She obviously got the “hot” part !
One or two miserable buggers above me, but then again it was a crap joke !!
lol very funny
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